MODI SARKAR DEGI AEK OR JATKA..2000 KE NOTE BANDH HOGE
MODI SARKAR DEGI AEK OR JATKA..2000 KE NOTE BANDH HOGE
New Delhi: The Government will ban the newly launched 2000 (pink) and 500 (dirty) notes w.e.f. January of 2017 disclosed a source close to the black money committee. This committee came to limelight when they banned 1000 and 500 notes under the influence of Modiji on 8 November 2016. The source also disclosed that the 2000 and 500 new notes were primarily printed for the Bhakts who would use them in huge amounts for the brief period of 50 days as the old currency was rubbish.
Upon asking other Bhajepao leaders if the news was true, they neither confirmed nor denied it.
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Shahji of bhajepao somehow became furious upon hearing this news and commented, “Aajkal sab kuch mujhe bina bataye ho raha hai. Advani ji jaisa lagne laga hai.” After this he immediately sat in his car and rushed to the airport to catch a flight to Zurich. Nilambit Patra claimed that the move would curb black money problem which people had hoarded in the 50 days of demonetisation. He also exclaimed that the Government might take stricter and unprecedented actions in the future to curb this issue. This involves demonetisation every month and introducing new currency every time with a surprise denomination. Nilambit also whispered in our correspondent’s ear, “January me 250 ka note laenge. Bekaar me bank jaake 2000 ka note mat nikaalo.”
Some other sources close to the RCR house also disclosed that the country may move into what would be called the biggest economic reform for any country. This shall first be done by nullifying the rupee currency and introducing a currency with a new name like, Santri, Bhakti, Gerua, Sangat, etc. The other move which may start during the last year of tenure of the government, shall be to completely demonetise the country.
This leaves us with the question of the day, “Would the government supply tea and samosa (toll free) during the next demonetisation drive?
